onlytheilluminatisurvive:

i cant breathe

neither can her toes

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

im in the worst mood ever im probably gonna kill someone and then myself

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

I can’t stop laughing at what one of them said at 0:22

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

making dem boys go loco

currently watching: my life fall to pieces