i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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im in the worst mood ever im probably gonna kill someone and then myself
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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
I can’t stop laughing at what one of them said at 0:22
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what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
making dem boys go loco
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